For Sale: Spouse
Wife seeks new situation for relentless serial home-improver husband. Ability to deal with dust, destruction and major inconvenience a must. Beautiful results guaranteed for the patient new owner.
No refunds or returns. Absolutely no trade-ins.
|It's just some primer. Pretty benign so far.|
|Wait... a tent?|
|Yes, it's a tent. Goodbye, stove and pantry.|
|Boba Fett prepares to enter the fridge area.|
|Ready to paint!|
|And that is why the tent is up.|
|Ta da! A beautifully painted fridge box. Now, if we could only make some lids...|