|What is this woman talking about?|
Cruiser: "Could you help me out here, Mavis?"
Cruising Spouse: "Sure thing, Pete."
What the Cruising Spouse hears: Pete needs some minor assistance for a few minutes.
What the Cruiser hears: "Pete, it would give me the utmost pleasure to be your assistant/slave for the next eight hours."
Lesson: Before agreeing to help a cruiser, ask for clarification regarding time, difficulty and dirtiness level expected. Then triple it.
|Hold that flashlight steady for me, would you?|