With all of the
excitement of Canal transits and missing toilets and new antifouling paint and
and and, I have failed to mention a very exciting development aboard Papillon.
We bought a
washing machine!
I know!
I’m dancing in a circle, too!
Because what have I been complaining about
since the Earth began cooling?
Yes, the
very smelly state of our wardrobe.
Having to haul bags of said stinkage to shore, wash them in machines of
dubious quality, dry them (
if we´re lucky), and try to get everything back
aboard in a still-clean-and-dry state.
It was a thorn in my side.
But laundry needs
water. And, funny enough, water is in
short supply on a boat. So, no washing machine.
Enter our days on
the hard.
Cruisers love to
sell things to other cruisers. Life is a
perpetual garage sale out here on the water.
Everywhere we go, we participate the local morning VHF net. It lets people share information, contact
each other – all of those regular things we all do every day. And everywhere we have been, there is a
category called, “Treasures of the Bilge.”
Sometimes people hawk their old Corningware for weeks on end. Sometimes they offer up a 12 volt windlass
(to raise the anchor), and it is gone within milliseconds. We got rid of our surplus blueboard from the
fridge project in this fashion. It is a
good system if you don´t abuse it. By
which I mean, if you can keep your spouse from going bananas.
The marina
version of this is the bulletin board.
And boy, did Erik love walking by that bulletin board. “Amy, I bought a new outboard! It has a service manual and a full set of
spares!”, “Amy! Our neighbor has these
great solar panels!” and one day, “Amy, there is an awesome watermaker posted! We´ll sell our old one – it will be
practically free!”
I opened my mouth
to say, “Our watermaker is fine. Low
volume, but fine. We don´t need a new
one.” But Erik continued: “It does 17
gallons per hour. We could buy a washing
machine.”
The words died in
my throat.
A few weeks before, we had
witnessed the laundry bliss of friends from Quebec, who had squeezed a cheapo
machine into a locker.
For $150, they
had clean sheets.
Clean.
SHEETS.
Whenever they wanted!
I coveted
that flimsy plastic thing.
So instead I
agreed. And Erik bought the
watermaker. And we sold ours. And we began the drama of getting new reverse
osmosis membranes for the darn thing, a saga that is still continuing. And in the meantime, Erik borrowed a car and
went to pick up a washing machine.
And it was so
pretty. So little and pretty. And light! 30 kg, compared to the 95 kg of our Miele. We hoisted it on deck while we were still on
the hard, and there it sat, wrapped in plastic, smugly promising me washing
delights to come.
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| Squee!!! |
I cleared out the designated locker, and Erik measured it one last time.
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| Let me just build a shelf for this thing, and we´ll be all set. |
We lowered it
gently through the forward hatch.
And I
was as careful as I could be except for my foot.
My right leg went through the hatch, and the
back of my thigh came down hard on the hatch frame.
I sported a purple bruise about six inches per
side for weeks.
Once Erik was done
yelling at me for endangering the precious washing machine (and where is the
love, I ask you?), we got it the rest of the way inside.
Only to discover
that the locker opening was half a centimeter too narrow.
“No problem,”
said Erik. “I though that was likely the
case.” And he set about gently knocking out the
inner teak trim from the doorway.
We squeaked that
machine in by millimeters.
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| Almost... |
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| there... |
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| Got it! |
I read the
instruction manual, learning the joys of such interesting settings as “Fuzzy”
and “Jean”.
And so, just as I have never had a job without a work visa for a foreign country, I have never had a washing machine with an English display.
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| Meh. It can´t be too hard to figure out. |
Once it was piped
in, there was nothing to do but try it out.
By now, Papillon was back in the water, so we had somewhere for the
waste water to go.
We decided to
discharge into our main bilge to give that oily place a little freshening up.
We loaded the
machine. It began to fill. And gently whirr. And drain.
And fill again. And drain
again. And fill again.
By now, Erik and
I were looking at each other with some concern.
That was a lot of water. The machine
had seven water levels, and we had chosen number five. Clearly a mistake.
And, sure enough,
we ran the tank dry. We scrambled to pause
the machine, switch tanks, bleed the air out of the system and restart before
the washer gave up. And we made it, but
barely.
We have had a
couple of practice loads since then, but I won´t be all high and mighty about
my clean clothes until the watermaker is fully operational. And water level two appears to be the edge of
my comfort zone. I check the machine
anxiously as it runs, and keep an ear out for the telltale pump complaint that
tells me a tank has gone dry.
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| Watching, watching.. |
I´ve heard this
crazy rumour that, on land, water comes to your house through a pipe, and you
don´t even have to do anything but pay for it!
Fairytales, fairytales…